How to Kill a Lion?

Bush method - Destroy the whole forest wih Daisy cutter bomb.
NarasimmaRao method - why kill....leave the lion as it is.... after sometime it will die by aging.
M.G.R method - Feed the lion freely and abundantly.After some time Lion wil become lazy,lose its self-worth and die of boredom.
Rajnikanth method - Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. the lion will live in fear and die soon in fear.
Nakkeeran Gopal style: Interview the lion, telecast it around the world and make the lion very poular.Lion will get extremely excited and die of heart attack.
Veerappan style - Blackmail the lion kidnapping the lioness.Lion will surrender.Then you can use any of the other methods.
Kamal method - go near the lion and cry like anything.... lion will die of sorrow !
Jayalalitha method - Just kill it !
Manirathnam method - Make sure the lion does not get sun light. Keep murmering something in its ears. the lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Shankar method - Make a graphics deer and lure the lion into a trap.
Ramanarayanan method: Hire a heroine and some dancers.Make them dance in front of an Amman temple in bright orange or yellow costume, preferably in rain...rest will be taken care by Amman.
Balachandar Method - send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness will fall in love with each other. Now send another lioness into the forest, followed by a lion. First lion loves the third lioness and and the second lion loves the 4th lioness, but 4th lioness loves both lions. now send another lioness in to the forest. u dont understand. right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u won't.
Barathiraja Method - killing the lion.. damn it.... En iniya gramathu singangale !