Teacher-Student Q&A

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student :Gandhiji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student :Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher :Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student :Brotherly Love.

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student :A holiday.

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Student :No madam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Student :My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher :Can anyone give me an example of coincidence?
Student :"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher :There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then, what is my age?
Student :32 yrs.
Teacher :How do you know?
Student :Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher :Where does God live?
Student :I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher :Why do you say that?
Student :Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

Teacher :What is your name?
Student :Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher :When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student :My name is Sunlight.