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Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife
1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began
unexpected child processes that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all
other system activities.
Applications such as Bachelor Nights
10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6
no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I
can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking
about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall'
doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain
about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife
1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to
return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall,
or purge the program files from the system once
installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your
Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support). I
recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving
the environment. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software
augmentation.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be
very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several
support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5
and Do Laundry 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use
these programs. Improper use will cause the system to
launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and
Jewelry 5.0
WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortSkirt
3.3. This application is not supported by Wife1.0 and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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